How Catholics relate to each other

There is a HYSTERICAL graphic making the rounds that demonstrates how scientists view each other using a chart. My husband and I were talking last night about how funny it would be to make a chart that did the same thing, but with Catholics. Lo and behold, when I woke up this morning, he had made one! I laughed til I cried. Enjoy.

Details and specifics

Me: "Annika, don't touch the baby's face with your hands. You just sneezed. Your hands have germs on them."

Her: "Okay, mommy."

A minute goes by.

Her: "Mommy?"

Me: "Yes?"

Her: "Well, can I touch her elbow?"